Friday, November 23, 2007

The Retailer's Prayer

Our Retailer, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Sales;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
at the mall as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily coupons,
and forgive us our frugality,
as we forgive those hardcore shoppers who get there
before us; and lead us not into debt on Black Friday,
but deliver us our online purchases before the 15th
of December. Amen.


Ello said...

This is great! I'm going to link this to my blog! Too funny!

moonrat said...


Church Lady said...

Another weird and funny blogger to add to the lists....

Casdok said...

Love it!